Way to go Rosie!!!
Now that we've won the Gold in Trampolining, hows about we focus our attention on some of the lessser known potentially GOLD WINNING Olymplicable (my own word) sports that we as a Nation could get real good at in the next four years to make our fellow Countrypersons and/or CountryPaisans(more politically correcter proud.
Since we're good at bouncing and all.
1. 1000 m POGO (sticking or hot dog eating variety)
2. The hop- on- one- leg- for-a- long- time- a- thon (lefty and righty-that's 2 potential medals)
3. Hopscotch ( drug testing madatory to see if anyone is hopped up on scotch whil hopscotching)
4. Tri-meandering (swim around a bit, bike in no genreal direction, run amok--no real bouncing so don't know where I was going with that one)
5, The 200m skedaddle (brought to you by skittles????...)
k I'm outta here